you guys, i’m PRETTY EXCITED about the “DIVA” pouch that came with my new diva cup. it’s super discreet. i’ll bet people would look at it and be like “oh look at that girl and her little pouch! she must be such a DIVA!” and i will wear my new “DIVA” daisy pin with pride and it’ll be just like those lipsmackers you could get on a lanyard and wear around your neck only it’s the branding for the little silicon cup that goes inside me when i have my moon’s blood.
girl power! pink and purple! yaaaaaaay!
WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING?
What the fuck. I didn’t get a pin!
I hope I get a pin!