19 4 / 2014

I found a dog named Sam roaming around Harrisburg today. Here he is riding in my car to go back to his home. I kinda miss that guy.

I found a dog named Sam roaming around Harrisburg today. Here he is riding in my car to go back to his home. I kinda miss that guy.

17 4 / 2014

12 4 / 2014

What do you two want from me?!?

What do you two want from me?!?

08 4 / 2014

iheartchaos:

Your dog wants one of these crocheted unicorn masks
Made by Flickr user roko20

And I was just talking about turning my dog into a unicorn the other night, too.

iheartchaos:

Your dog wants one of these crocheted unicorn masks

Made by Flickr user roko20

And I was just talking about turning my dog into a unicorn the other night, too.

(via saffaux)

02 4 / 2014

at Pennsylvania State Capitol

at Pennsylvania State Capitol

01 4 / 2014

The bad part to having my district manager’s number and being able to text him often (when I can’t use email) is that I have to triple check when I text my boyfriend weird and random shit.

I have this feeling that one day, one day, I’m going to send my district manager a weird subreddit, or tell him how bored I am at work.

28 3 / 2014

This is the third night in a row where I’ve heard the screams and cries of gulls. Go the fuck away, birds. The Susquehanna river is not the ocean!

24 3 / 2014

It’s also slightly pathetic that it has taken me over two hours to write three paragraphs talking about myself and that I can be so much more to this company for my damn cover letter. It’s amazing that this is the one moment where my extreme confidence has decided to fail me. Fuck you too, brain.

24 3 / 2014

Shit that is happening: a list

  • Plagues - all of them. No, just bronchitis and a vicious stomach virus right before a god-awful period. Thanks body!
  • Being so broke that I learned how to stretch $20 for almost two weeks. Thanks for feeding me, excellent boyfriend!
  • Work - between being sent to Philly for training, film crews, events, classes for seniors, and my every day routine, it’s getting super busy. Now I’m being asked to meet with State Representatives to talk to them about vaccination legislation. I’m still shocked that I only make survivable wages. No benefits.
  • At least I have a job is what I tell myself.
  • Family - a sister that visits my exhusband to borrow movies or hang out with my son while he is at my ex’s house and then shuns my new boyfriend is a little more stressful than anticipated and just so fucking weird.
  • Mexico planning!
  • Throw on top of that the possibility of promotion and I feel like all of my hair would be gray if I didn’t just dye it red. 

06 3 / 2014

I think a guy just walked into my store with dried old blood on the bottom of his jacket. I’m not sure how to handle this…

04 3 / 2014

I’m pretty fucking excited to go on a jungle trek to view ancient Mayan temples!

03 3 / 2014

One day, they’re babies, then in the blink of an eye, they’re writing and drawing penises.

One day, they’re babies, then in the blink of an eye, they’re writing and drawing penises.

20 2 / 2014

So I’m at best buy. Someone stop me. Please.

So I’m at best buy. Someone stop me. Please.

14 2 / 2014

Valentine’s day card from the bf. He’s pretty awesome.
You can buy this card, or some sweet other cards, here

Valentine’s day card from the bf. He’s pretty awesome.

You can buy this card, or some sweet other cards, here

13 2 / 2014

One of the reasons why I never talked about the 2014 farm show as extensively as I wanted to, was because it was so udderly (ha!) stressful this year. Between polar vortexes, a toddler meltdown, extremely long lines, and taking about an hour and a half to actually get into the show, it was exhausting to even think about until now. I did get to see chickens, but not the butter sculpture. :/